All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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