That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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