i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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