Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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