Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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