Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon

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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(804): View more from Virginia

you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

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(425): View more from Washington

please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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(817): View more from Texas

Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you

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(540): View more from Virginia

By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.

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(205): View more from Alabama

my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever

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