Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
