somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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