So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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