And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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