margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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