I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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