Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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