You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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