Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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