When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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