Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
God, you're like boner-b-gone
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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