My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
