What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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