Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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