this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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