Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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