And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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