using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize