You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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