i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
