New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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