what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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