just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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