I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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