This is not my ceiling
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize