Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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