His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He better not be in your backpack
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
