He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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