Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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