if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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