What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we should paint friendship bongs
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