Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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