just tell him i said nine months
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
