Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My vagina just clenched in fear
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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