idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think my vagina is haunted
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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