I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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