so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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