Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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