even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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