So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This house was built for laser tag.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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