how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just google imaged poop.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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