What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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