i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize