This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Randomize
