awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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