Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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