Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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