Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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