Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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