Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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