I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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